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Disappearing Act

      Twenty years ago, probably closer to twenty-five, I got a notion into my head that the thoughts I carried around all day would be of use to others, so I started a blog. I don't even remember what the hosting platform was, but it was pretty minimal. Each week I would pen a new column and then send out emails to everyone I knew hoping to spark a conflagration of readership.     Not even a puff of smoke.      My topics were wide -ranging, my research was thorough, my objectives were bold. My readership -- if the e-mails didn't go right to the spam folders -- was busy doing something else (don't know what; Facebook and YouTube were both a ways off). My brother read every column, which was nice. I got my wife to read them mainly because I looked sad when she admitted she didn't.       I don't know how many I wrote. Not more than a dozen. I remember my first column -- about a month after the September 11, 2001 terror attack, I drove out to Amherst where they were ho

Ho-Ho-hum

Ho-Ho- Hum The Thoughtless Gift Guide By Jeff Dean It's noon on Christmas eve and you've just learned that cousin Todd has been paroled and will be coming to Christmas dinner, or maybe you are "secret Santa" to the new kid in shipping who eats his lunch in the john. The clock is ticking, your credit card is scorched and suddenly you've gone from jolly to humbug. Don't panic. There are plenty of options for the last-minute gift-giver who has neither the thought nor the cash to put into another gift. It goes without saying that you will start your hunt at a discount chain store such as Wal- Mart or Target. These stores have anticipated your arrival and have stocked their doorways and front aisles with dozens of thoughtless gifts, most under $10. For the less-than- special woman in your life, consider a scarf and glove set, handsome winter accessories that are colorful, yet as protective as cheesecloth. Slipper sets are also popular because, hey, everyo